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Leave it to my dad

Posted on September 26, 2001 - Filed Under General Discussion | Leave a Comment

Leave it to my dad to make things better when no one else is around.
So i took my truck in to get fixed yesterday and it had to stay over nite…so, anxious to get my truck back today i waited and waited for my brother and mom to get back so i could go […]

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van: would you love me

Posted on September 24, 2001 - Filed Under General Discussion | Leave a Comment

van: would you love me more if i told you i was hanging upside down right now and i drooled into my nose

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Do we really need the

Posted on September 23, 2001 - Filed Under General Discussion | Leave a Comment

Do we really need the same stupid football game on TWO channels??
God i hate football..and i especially hate it when its taking up valuable simpsons time. I just know this stupid game is going to take all nite. i hate football. i hate football..i hate football. and i hate golf on tv. and i […]

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God i love the valley.

Posted on September 23, 2001 - Filed Under General Discussion | Leave a Comment

God i love the valley. The way i see it..businesses fail down here because they dont
advertise…or just dont know how. for example…i saw today a car with an add on the side
“I lost 30 lbs in 30 days! Ask me how?”
now this sounds like a pretty good plan..a pound a day..but then the drive […]

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My parents are retarded. “Whats

Posted on September 22, 2001 - Filed Under General Discussion | Leave a Comment

My parents are retarded.
“Whats that? What are you doing?”
“nothing.”
“What bridge is that? You’re not plotting some terrorist stuff are you?!?”
“No dad.”
“Ok, cuz if you are….”
“go away dad.”
jeebus…everything i do now he asks if it pertains to terrorist acts. he asked the other nite if i was aware that i had probably played with terrorists while […]

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